1 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:21,260 This assassin comes and goes like a ghost. 2 00:01:21,719 --> 00:01:23,260 I can't be on guard every moment. 3 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:25,500 Only by setting up Qimen Dunjia protection 4 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:26,599 can I rest easy. 5 00:01:32,219 --> 00:01:33,920 Rest, Life, Wound, Block, 6 00:01:34,140 --> 00:01:35,459 View, Death, Shock, Open. 7 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:36,760 Eight Gates Golden Lock! 8 00:01:37,060 --> 00:01:38,760 The First White Greedy Wolf guards the Qian Palace. 9 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,060 The Second Black Giant Gate guards the Xun Wind. 10 00:01:41,299 --> 00:01:43,340 The Fourth Green Wenqu transforms Tianquan. 11 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:44,879 Yellow Lianzhen, 12 00:01:45,099 --> 00:01:46,000 break the central palace! 13 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,260 Qian, Kan, Gen, Zhen, 14 00:01:48,379 --> 00:01:49,459 Xun, Li, Kun, Dui. 15 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:50,180 Dunjia, 16 00:01:50,379 --> 00:01:50,799 Open! 17 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:06,060 Hubby. 18 00:02:09,139 --> 00:02:10,219 Why are you hiding in my room? 19 00:02:25,099 --> 00:02:26,300 It's late at night, 20 00:02:26,340 --> 00:02:27,300 with just the two of us alone. 21 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:28,680 Look at my figure. 22 00:02:29,419 --> 00:02:30,919 Isn't it nice and curvy? 23 00:02:32,460 --> 00:02:33,000 Get out. 24 00:02:33,060 --> 00:02:33,759 Or else I'll... 25 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,500 Don't you have any sense of decency? 26 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:41,500 I'm just teasing you. 27 00:02:41,879 --> 00:02:43,139 I'm wearing something underneath. 28 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:44,599 Scaredy-cat. 29 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:45,639 I have to say, 30 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:49,259 Wu Ming, 31 00:02:49,599 --> 00:02:50,759 you're way too adorable. 32 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:52,500 You're blushing all the way down to your neck. 33 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:54,000 You... 34 00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:08,840 The Great Island people 35 00:03:09,460 --> 00:03:10,379 are way too bold. 36 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:13,000 Cultural difference. 37 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:15,599 More like a cultural gap. 38 00:03:16,759 --> 00:03:17,759 It's hard to understand. 39 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:40,000 You... 40 00:03:42,259 --> 00:03:44,060 I set up Qimen Dunjia. How did you get in? 41 00:03:44,060 --> 00:03:44,960 Sir, 42 00:03:45,379 --> 00:03:46,800 I've been here since noon. 43 00:03:47,180 --> 00:03:49,340 I was waiting to share your bed, 44 00:03:49,639 --> 00:03:50,460 but then, 45 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,500 you hit me so hard. 46 00:03:55,919 --> 00:03:56,379 You... 47 00:03:56,919 --> 00:03:57,599 Are you all right? 48 00:03:58,919 --> 00:04:00,639 Do I look all right to you? 49 00:04:01,060 --> 00:04:03,000 I just wanted to warm your bed, 50 00:04:03,099 --> 00:04:04,919 and you nearly killed me! 51 00:04:07,219 --> 00:04:09,379 We Chinese are very traditional. 52 00:04:09,639 --> 00:04:10,340 We don't do this sort of thing. 53 00:04:10,340 --> 00:04:11,219 Traditional? 54 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:12,379 How traditional? 55 00:04:12,759 --> 00:04:14,259 You and Miss Su, 56 00:04:14,599 --> 00:04:16,459 within ten minutes of meeting her, 57 00:04:16,459 --> 00:04:17,920 you were already doing that. 58 00:04:18,259 --> 00:04:19,800 Is that your tradition too? 59 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:21,560 How do you know about that? 60 00:04:22,139 --> 00:04:22,639 Well, 61 00:04:23,879 --> 00:04:24,759 Fatty, 62 00:04:25,220 --> 00:04:26,839 just couldn't keep his mouth shut. 63 00:04:27,759 --> 00:04:29,600 That damn fatso blabs about everything. 64 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:32,459 That was an accident. 65 00:04:32,959 --> 00:04:34,180 Don't read too much into it. 66 00:04:35,060 --> 00:04:36,339 And don't pull this kind of stunt again. 67 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:37,720 You can say that again. 68 00:04:38,180 --> 00:04:39,420 I wouldn't dare do it again. 69 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,500 I'd like to live a few more years. 70 00:04:43,879 --> 00:04:44,500 Sir, 71 00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:46,300 get some rest. 72 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:57,300 Maybe I did 73 00:04:57,759 --> 00:04:59,220 hit her a little too hard. 74 00:05:14,259 --> 00:05:16,600 The Wu family avoids karmic ties. 75 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:20,420 So I'll drag you into this cage of karma. 76 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:23,139 From now on, 77 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:26,339 you'll have a weakness. 78 00:05:26,879 --> 00:05:28,060 Dealing with you 79 00:05:29,959 --> 00:05:31,720 will be much easier. 80 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:34,379 Let's have a drink. 81 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:37,560 Come on, dig in. 82 00:05:50,759 --> 00:05:51,920 Mom! 83 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,379 Mom! 84 00:05:59,839 --> 00:06:02,000 Please, save my mom! 85 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,600 Save my mom! 86 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,060 She's already dead. 87 00:06:06,060 --> 00:06:07,220 You're a miracle doctor! 88 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:08,720 I'm begging you. 89 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:09,839 Save my mom! 90 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:12,220 I'll pay any price. 91 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,060 There's nothing I can do. 92 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:17,920 Cursed Lone Star 93 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:18,959 Doomed to harm those close to you. 94 00:06:19,639 --> 00:06:20,959 The calamities in your fate 95 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:23,060 are far worse than tonight's misfortune. 96 00:06:23,839 --> 00:06:25,139 They will cling like maggots to bone, 97 00:06:25,420 --> 00:06:27,600 slowly eroding all that you cherish, 98 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:30,759 bringing you pain tenfold, a hundredfold. 99 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:33,720 But since you've been tainted by my karma, 100 00:06:35,420 --> 00:06:37,220 if you're willing to take me as your master, 101 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:38,720 then I shall 102 00:06:38,879 --> 00:06:40,259 shield you from this storm. 103 00:06:42,339 --> 00:06:43,560 The dead cannot be brought back to life. 104 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:45,420 This is the iron law of heaven and earth. 105 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,180 Though I cannot bring her back, 106 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:48,379 I can 107 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:50,920 let you see her one last time. 108 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:57,500 Mom... 109 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,100 Wandering soul, 110 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:13,180 where do you linger? 111 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:14,680 In wilderness and wasteland, 112 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:15,680 in temples, mountains, or forests. 113 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:17,600 The three souls grow faint, 114 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:18,680 the seven spirits sink low. 115 00:07:19,220 --> 00:07:20,300 Frightened by strange specters, 116 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:21,339 the true soul is lost. 117 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:22,300 The Heaven Gate opens, 118 00:07:22,459 --> 00:07:23,220 the Earth Gate opens, 119 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:25,060 A soul-guiding boy from a thousand miles. 120 00:07:25,459 --> 00:07:26,720 By the order of the Three Pure Ones, 121 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:28,060 swiftly, as the law commands! 122 00:07:29,339 --> 00:07:30,180 O soul, 123 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:32,180 return! 124 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:49,560 Mom! 125 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:58,459 Tingting. 126 00:08:03,060 --> 00:08:04,379 Mom! 127 00:08:24,579 --> 00:08:26,139 What's wrong, darling? 128 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:27,339 Who... who... 129 00:08:27,339 --> 00:08:28,500 Who's your darling? 130 00:08:28,839 --> 00:08:29,100 You... 131 00:08:29,420 --> 00:08:30,639 Oh my god, this is horrifying! 132 00:08:31,060 --> 00:08:32,059 I must be dreaming. 133 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,259 Darling, I have to tell you, 134 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,259 you're really not dreaming. 135 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:39,720 Your performance last night was incredible. 136 00:08:39,799 --> 00:08:40,299 You... you... 137 00:08:40,299 --> 00:08:41,259 Stop talking. 138 00:08:41,759 --> 00:08:43,100 Just pretend I was never here, okay? 139 00:08:43,419 --> 00:08:44,759 Are you trying to be a scumbag? 140 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,559 Last night was my first time! 141 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:48,379 You want money, right? 142 00:08:48,460 --> 00:08:49,460 I... I have money. 143 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:50,500 I'll... I'll give it to you. 144 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:51,299 I'll give you all my money. 145 00:08:51,639 --> 00:08:52,879 I don't want your money. 146 00:08:52,879 --> 00:08:53,799 Then what do you want? 147 00:08:54,059 --> 00:08:55,139 I want you. 148 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,679 We... we're not even the same species. 149 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 We can't be together. 150 00:09:00,220 --> 00:09:00,460 I... 151 00:09:00,639 --> 00:09:01,460 I'm afraid of the dark! 152 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:03,419 See ya! 153 00:09:09,419 --> 00:09:10,799 Let me introduce myself. 154 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:13,179 I'm the chieftain's daughter, 155 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:14,600 Epona. 156 00:09:14,919 --> 00:09:16,059 I can tell. 157 00:09:16,340 --> 00:09:17,259 Very Ebola. 158 00:09:17,919 --> 00:09:19,000 It's Epona! 159 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,460 You think you're funny? 160 00:09:22,419 --> 00:09:23,679 What exactly do you want? 161 00:09:24,379 --> 00:09:25,379 Where I come from, 162 00:09:25,460 --> 00:09:27,879 a man and woman who sleep together must marry. 163 00:09:28,179 --> 00:09:30,720 Unless you want my whole tribe hunting you down... 164 00:09:31,299 --> 00:09:33,299 Holy crap... 165 00:09:33,379 --> 00:09:33,720 I... 166 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:35,559 I mean... 167 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:36,139 I... 168 00:09:36,340 --> 00:09:38,379 I have to go home and tell my mom. 169 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:39,639 Sure. 170 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:40,419 But... 171 00:09:43,059 --> 00:09:43,720 What are you doing? 172 00:09:48,059 --> 00:09:49,679 Darling, you may leave now. 173 00:09:51,679 --> 00:09:53,799 Is this how you treat your honey? 174 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:56,220 Don't worry, it's not poisonous. 175 00:09:56,299 --> 00:09:58,220 It just works as a tracker. 176 00:09:58,340 --> 00:10:00,220 No matter where you hide, 177 00:10:00,340 --> 00:10:02,960 the bond of our love can never be severed. 178 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:18,559 Today, 179 00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:21,379 your master shall help you Sink Qi to the Dantian. 180 00:10:43,259 --> 00:10:44,000 Hey, guys, 181 00:10:44,299 --> 00:10:46,059 Could you stop following me so closely? 182 00:10:46,299 --> 00:10:47,460 I'm not a national treasure. 183 00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:48,720 With you tailing me like this, 184 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,299 I feel really uncomfortable. 185 00:10:50,639 --> 00:10:51,000 Master. 186 00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:52,600 We're your personal bodyguard team. 187 00:10:52,799 --> 00:10:54,720 Guaranteeing your absolute safety 24/7. 188 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:55,759 It's our duty. 189 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:58,340 Guys, 190 00:10:58,799 --> 00:11:00,179 you're really hilarious. 191 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,139 In such a dangerous situation yesterday, 192 00:11:02,299 --> 00:11:04,059 why didn't you protect me? 193 00:11:04,139 --> 00:11:05,179 I went deep, 194 00:11:06,259 --> 00:11:07,460 deep into the darkness. 195 00:11:07,559 --> 00:11:08,720 Pitch black, an absolute mess. 196 00:11:09,179 --> 00:11:10,139 Master, rest assured. 197 00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:12,379 We've conducted a full risk assessment. 198 00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:13,259 It's impossible for her 199 00:11:13,259 --> 00:11:15,100 to pose any danger or harm to you. 200 00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:15,919 Moreover, 201 00:11:16,179 --> 00:11:17,460 last night you initiated 202 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,720 the intimate engagement. 203 00:11:18,799 --> 00:11:19,799 We have no right to interfere 204 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,220 with the Master's private leisure activities. 205 00:11:24,879 --> 00:11:27,600 There goes my lifelong reputation. 206 00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:37,340 Su Wan and I have a pure doctor-patient relationship. 207 00:11:37,799 --> 00:11:38,759 That was just an accident. 208 00:11:41,759 --> 00:11:42,500 Men. 209 00:11:43,259 --> 00:11:45,259 Take what they want, then deny everything. 210 00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:46,139 Turning their backs 211 00:11:46,379 --> 00:11:47,460 faster than flipping a page. 212 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:49,379 You! 213 00:11:51,259 --> 00:11:51,960 In any case, 214 00:11:52,299 --> 00:11:54,100 your business with Miss Su, 215 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:56,340 everyone in our clinic, top to bottom, 216 00:11:56,379 --> 00:11:57,559 collectively disapproves. 217 00:11:57,919 --> 00:11:58,799 We don't agree with it. 218 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,100 This is ridiculous. 219 00:12:14,259 --> 00:12:15,139 Ming Ming. 220 00:12:15,379 --> 00:12:16,679 They don't like you, 221 00:12:16,679 --> 00:12:17,679 but I like you. 222 00:12:18,059 --> 00:12:19,759 I made these noodles specially for you. 223 00:12:20,799 --> 00:12:21,799 It's my secret recipe. 224 00:12:22,799 --> 00:12:23,179 I won't eat it. 225 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,000 Might be poisoned. 226 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:26,460 Why haven't you left yet? 227 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:28,879 I forgot to officially inform you. 228 00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:31,559 I'm officially moving into the Chinese Taoist Clinic. 229 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,000 Starting today, 230 00:12:33,059 --> 00:12:34,679 we're colleagues who'll see each other daily. 231 00:12:35,179 --> 00:12:35,960 Surprised? 232 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:36,679 Shocked? 233 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:38,960 Do you even know medicine? 234 00:12:39,179 --> 00:12:39,799 Of course. 235 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,600 All kinds of impotence and premature ejaculation, 236 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,000 weak kidneys and frail bodies, 237 00:12:44,299 --> 00:12:46,299 I can treat any and all men's health issues. 238 00:12:46,919 --> 00:12:47,600 Ming Ming, 239 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,679 how about I give you 240 00:12:49,679 --> 00:12:51,639 a thorough full-body examination? 241 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:52,919 It's free. 242 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:54,179 Be serious. 243 00:12:54,679 --> 00:12:55,500 This is a clinic. 244 00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:57,379 You're no fun. 245 00:12:58,679 --> 00:12:59,500 Let me tell you, 246 00:12:59,639 --> 00:13:02,139 I'm way more useful than an ordinary physician. 247 00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:03,220 In Hokkaido, 248 00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:05,799 at the foot of Nagano's Mount Fuji, I own three herb mountains. 249 00:13:06,259 --> 00:13:07,840 All kinds of naturally grown top-tier herbs, 250 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:08,919 whatever you need. 251 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:10,100 Physicians and medicine working together 252 00:13:10,299 --> 00:13:11,419 makes the work so much easier. 253 00:13:12,179 --> 00:13:13,299 So tell me, 254 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,259 isn't that important? 255 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:18,679 Fine, fine, fine. 256 00:13:19,559 --> 00:13:20,679 From now on, quality control 257 00:13:21,179 --> 00:13:22,179 will be your responsibility. 258 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:23,419 But there's no salary. 259 00:13:24,259 --> 00:13:25,139 This lady here 260 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:26,720 is investing as a shareholder.